Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks 2 lbs.

Attention pranksters! Tired of telling people to eat a bag of... well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Sour Dicks! This jar is packed with 2 whole pounds of fruit-flavored phalluses ready to assault your taste buds and dignity!

Introducing Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks, the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). With more dicks than a politician's convention, they’re all sour enough to pucker your face!

These little members are surprisingly versatile:

• Keep a jar handy for unexpected guests.
• Spice up your trail mix.
• Fill a candy dish and watch coworkers' reactions.

Whether you want to sweeten up that special someone or just be a bit cheeky, Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks is the solution.